*** CHEZ MOOSE SYSTEM NOTICE ***
You enter the foyer. It is pitch black.
You are likely to be eaten by a sysadmin.
HAUNT is temporarily offline while we poke at its
innards with a long stick. The moose is fine.
Probably.
> WAIT
Time passes.
> WAIT
More time passes.
> WAIT
We'll be back soon. Try again in a bit.
> _